Let's Make A Hot Dog

I will teach you the way to make a very special dog that is hot.
It is hot with a city's pride.

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Godzillionaire

COME GET YOU SOME CONNNNNNTENNNNNNNT

<3<3<3,
  Poo~~~~~~psy~~~~~

5+☉₪κШə♭

Welcome to 5+☉₪κШə♭, the fun, exciting, and onerous-to-type network brand for a new generation (millenials).  Several neither-up-nor-coming names in the world of the world wide web have b(r)anded together to create a convenient hub brand to circle our burning wagons around and ford a new river of content.  And this special hub is 5+☉₪κШə♭.  Don't ask us how it works.  We totally know, but we'll NEVER TELL.

Stay tuned in 2016 —and maybe even beyond— for more hand-crafted internet junk stuff than you ever could have imagined to wish for from us:

Gug Lurge @JWehrheim_Gegel
Poopsy Rascals @PoopsyRascals
Josh Gegel @PortimerPotty
Friendly Radiofriend @FriendshipRadio
Tony Mordnilap @TonyMordnilap

Read up below for more drivel about our exciting members.

Gug Lurge

Once the King of Twitter, Gug Lurge retired after accomplishing everything he ever wanted on the internet.  But now he's back, because he wants more.  Specifically to be part of a branded network of content-generators.  After a few months of being sort-of missed by maybe two people at most, he's coming back with a razor-sharp focus on tweeting only the stupidest things about his mundane daily life, moronic ideas, and pseudo-incisive takes on current events.  You can find him stomping the following old grounds:

Gug's House

Twitter

HOW DARE YOU IGNORE THE SUPERIOR SOCIAL NETWORK GOOGLE PLUS, YOU SWINE
Pinterest

Friendly Radiofriend

Friendly Radiofriend wants to be yr best bud the only way he knows how, sharing music songs he likes with you at infrequent intervals for your love.

GOLLY, FRIEND, HERE'S ONE NOW!

Portimer Potty

Portimer Potty is also Josh Wehrheim-Gegel, but he is too much of a nerd to be contained in one twitter account.  Let's be honest, a majority of the time you didn't care about Josh's tweets because they were about some nerd junk that you've never heard of and couldn't care less about.  So Portimer Potty is the guy who is going be talking about manga and video games and pop culture in general.  Maybe there will be some live-tweeting.  Basically, if Josh thinks a tweet is more Portimer than Gug, it goes there.  He's still working out the threshold, okay?

Tony Mordinlap

race card

— Tony Mordnilap (@TonyMordnilap) March 24, 2013

Tony is an expert at carefully crafting phrases and text that when read either backwards OR forwards says exactly not the same thing!  You can visit him at https://twitter.com/TonyMordnilap

Poopsy Rascals

Poopsy Rascals makes music.  Sometimes it is catchy, sometimes it is silly, sometimes it is maybe grating?  Please give it a listen at one of these many, many loca~~~~~tions!

My Bandcamp!

My soundcloud!
My Twitter!
My Youtube!
My Facebook!
My...Space!