Happy Valentine's Day!

I made a romantic song for you to enjoy this sweet day~~~~~

Happy New Year

Congratulations, you've made it to THE LUNAR NEW YEAR.  My new year of choice, where I change all my brain calendars.  It not only gives me the opportunity to ignore boring solar new year which is always on the same day of the solar calendar (and not even a day that wasn't already taken by my mom's birthday) but also to see what kind of resolutions you chumps made and how they're working out before I do my oooown.

So what's my resolution, you ask?  I'm taking a traditional, holistic approach to my resolution this year, going with an old standby:

Live Life Like Everyone's Watching

This year, I will live life like everyone's watching.  After all, if we are to assume human technology progresses far into the future, it could be assumed that future people will be able to look back on us, a la Denzel Washington in Déjà Vu, a movie I saw a trailer for and a few minutes of once, where I think they tried to solve a crime by looking into the past through a wormhole or something.

Let's be honest, I already live my life like everyone's watching in many ways, I'm always entertaining the nobody else around with dumb quips, silly songs, and just the zaniest farts.  But how do I act more like everyone's watching when people really are?  Basically, it's time to step up and make big mistakes in public, rather than in private.  It's time to get snide with bigots instead of just quiet.  It's time to be more erotic in the shower.  Because if future people are watching, the first place they're going is that shower, and they want to see somebody doing sensual wash-cleansing on their supple nude body, not scratching a washcloth at their pits.

So I'll see you around this year, or at least pretend you're there.  Watching.

lurve,
Gug

Let's Make A Hot Dog

I will teach you the way to make a very special dog that is hot.
It is hot with a city's pride.

Click here to read more "after the break"

Behind the scenes look at the process of making a tweet

See ad.  Hilarious.  Tweet.  Image search ad.  Get results.

Godzillionaire

COME GET YOU SOME CONNNNNNTENNNNNNNT

<3<3<3,
  Poo~~~~~~psy~~~~~

5+☉₪κШə♭

Welcome to 5+☉₪κШə♭, the fun, exciting, and onerous-to-type network brand for a new generation (millenials).  Several neither-up-nor-coming names in the world of the world wide web have b(r)anded together to create a convenient hub brand to circle our burning wagons around and ford a new river of content.  And this special hub is 5+☉₪κШə♭.  Don't ask us how it works.  We totally know, but we'll NEVER TELL.

Stay tuned in 2016 —and maybe even beyond— for more hand-crafted internet junk stuff than you ever could have imagined to wish for from us:

Gug Lurge @JWehrheim_Gegel
Poopsy Rascals @PoopsyRascals
Josh Gegel @PortimerPotty
Friendly Radiofriend @FriendshipRadio
Tony Mordnilap @TonyMordnilap

Read up below for more drivel about our exciting members.

Gug Lurge

Once the King of Twitter, Gug Lurge retired after accomplishing everything he ever wanted on the internet.  But now he's back, because he wants more.  Specifically to be part of a branded network of content-generators.  After a few months of being sort-of missed by maybe two people at most, he's coming back with a razor-sharp focus on tweeting only the stupidest things about his mundane daily life, moronic ideas, and pseudo-incisive takes on current events.  You can find him stomping the following old grounds:

Gug's House

Twitter

HOW DARE YOU IGNORE THE SUPERIOR SOCIAL NETWORK GOOGLE PLUS, YOU SWINE
Pinterest