Congratulations, you've made it to THE LUNAR NEW YEAR. My new year of choice, where I change all my brain calendars. It not only gives me the opportunity to ignore boring solar new year which is always on the same day of the solar calendar (and not even a day that wasn't already taken by my mom's birthday) but also to see what kind of resolutions you chumps made and how they're working out before I do my oooown.
So what's my resolution, you ask? I'm taking a traditional, holistic approach to my resolution this year, going with an old standby:
Live Life Like Everyone's Watching
This year, I will live life like everyone's watching. After all, if we are to assume human technology progresses far into the future, it could be assumed that future people will be able to look back on us, a la Denzel Washington in Déjà Vu, a movie I saw a trailer for and a few minutes of once, where I think they tried to solve a crime by looking into the past through a wormhole or something.
Let's be honest, I already live my life like everyone's watching in many ways, I'm always entertaining the nobody else around with dumb quips, silly songs, and just the zaniest farts. But how do I act more like everyone's watching when people really are? Basically, it's time to step up and make big mistakes in public, rather than in private. It's time to get snide with bigots instead of just quiet. It's time to be more erotic in the shower. Because if future people are watching, the first place they're going is that shower, and they want to see somebody doing sensual wash-cleansing on their supple nude body, not scratching a washcloth at their pits.
So I'll see you around this year, or at least pretend you're there. Watching.
lurve,
Gug
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